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Saturday, September 27, 2003

 
Deep inside I know it's true

nearly every songwriter has written a song about it. it's an agonising event that brings out torturous emotions in us all. for me, it draped me with a blanket of the most tormenting pain i have experienced. so here's my testament to the painful life after a breakup. i call it forever blue.

... it's about my testicles


Forever Blue (click here to feel blue!)

girl since you left me i've been feeling so bad
it's the worst pain i think i ever had
i haven't got laid, 'cos i see you no more
let's try again, since we've done it before

how many times have we travelled this road
once more won't hurt, 'cos i'm about to explode

deep inside i know it's true
my balls will be forever blue
deep inside i am afraid
never again, will i get laid

c'mon baby, you know it ain't wrong
i haven't touched you in god knows how long
a burning passion, how i miss your kiss
it burns so bad, but it might be syphilis

so hurry up and get rid of the skirt
the longer we wait, girl, the more it hurts

deep inside i know it's true
my balls will be forever blue
deep inside i am afraid
never again, will i get laid

don't hell me how it hurts
how it hurts for you
you can't feel the pain
your testicles aren't blue

deep inside i know it's true
my balls will be forever blue
deep inside i am afraid
never again, will i get laid
 Posted 9/27/2003 6:33 AM - 40 Views - 26 eProps - 11 comments

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catchy tune...i like the beat. jk

i don't recall my name being on the karaoke stories postcard, but perhaps they updated it in the second half of the run. i was a crew assistant and projectionist. but hey, you've got to start somewhere right?

good luck with the songwriting.
Posted 10/1/2003 2:14 AM by kaps - reply

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da jUice thinks this song should be in a movie soundtrack - love it!!!
Posted 10/2/2003 9:12 AM by yuckyjuice - reply

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*sniff*...  man i hear ya...  i can relate...  more power to you!

(b'.')b

Posted 10/12/2003 4:23 AM by knarf Xanga Lifetime Member - reply

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Sauce, I think I can relate to your pain. I am playing your song now. hahah
Posted 10/13/2003 11:10 AM by slimeheaven - reply

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Just hitting you back up....glad to make you smile!   Good luck with your blues....
Posted 10/20/2003 5:46 PM by ooopiggyooo - reply

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great stuff!
Posted 10/28/2003 6:38 PM by wtodd2 - reply

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LOL!  Sing me that song, and I'll truly fall inlove with you
Posted 11/11/2003 6:00 PM by DisposablePinay - reply

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i think i'm falling in heart with you awesome sauce...we should have an actual (but not actual actual...cuz you could be a psycho....i mean like online) conversation cuz you're damn entertaining
Posted 11/22/2003 11:10 PM by greyjamie - reply

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wow.
Posted 1/3/2004 4:27 AM by flutterflutterby - reply

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Holy crap.. that was flippin' sweet.. PRRRROOOOOPS..
Posted 2/13/2004 12:11 AM by Arsemaster - reply


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